About Us

hey, I'm Yegor, an 18 year old incoming sophomore at a top-20 university studying cybersecurity, and yes, this store is literally how I'm paying for college.

$whoami started because I was tired of the same thing you probably are: tech fashion that looks like it was designed by someone who googled "hacker aesthetic." hoodies with matrix rain 😭. t-shirts that say sudo make me a sandwich. stuff that screams I watched mr. robot once.

this brand is for people who actually get it!

every design I make is something I'd wear to class, to an internship, to a CTF, without cringing. the references aren't explained. they don't need to be. If you get it, you get it. If you don't, it's probably not for you.

if that sounds like something you've been looking for, my store is open for you. i truly hope you enjoy!